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Florida’s heat intimidates me. I grew up in hot and humid southern states, but my inexperience with Florida (I’ve never been) allows my imagination to erupt with brightly colored BET-fueled fantasies of palm trees, molar-vibrating booty bass, and geriatrics drowning in the Hades-thick humidity. And that humidity is a deal breaker. I don’t have any hair and I barely have eyebrows, so when I sweat, it all pours into my eyes and stings like a thousand frightened hornets. Because of this, there are a million places I’d go before I’d go to Florida, including Edmond, Oklahoma. So fuck that. Nice poster, though.

Florida’s heat intimidates me. I grew up in hot and humid southern states, but my inexperience with Florida (I’ve never been) allows my imagination to erupt with brightly colored BET-fueled fantasies of palm trees, molar-vibrating booty bass, and geriatrics drowning in the Hades-thick humidity. And that humidity is a deal breaker. I don’t have any hair and I barely have eyebrows, so when I sweat, it all pours into my eyes and stings like a thousand frightened hornets. Because of this, there are a million places I’d go before I’d go to Florida, including Edmond, Oklahoma. So fuck that. Nice poster, though.

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