![I was on my way out the door to see the show when my friend DoCo called. I’ve known the guy since the 1st grade. Within days of originally meeting him, DoCo tried to convince me that his father was the true-life inspiration for James Bond and that McDonald’s purloined an advertising concept from a dream he had some time before the commercial first aired. “They sucked it from my skull.” he had said from atop the monkey bars. There was never a boring moment with him, from then on. So when the phone rang I sat back down. DoCo told me dead babies jokes for three hours, right through the show. I thought I’d at least get to the Roseland around the last half of the Shins set, but by the time I was discovering what the dead baby whispered to the cosmonaut, it was long past stage time. I hate the Shins anyway. Bro’s before shows. [via them]](http://26.media.tumblr.com/azxD5kcjlctx9lmoK8DwYMgx_400.jpg)
I was on my way out the door to see the show when my friend DoCo called. I’ve known the guy since the 1st grade. Within days of originally meeting him, DoCo tried to convince me that his father was the true-life inspiration for James Bond and that McDonald’s purloined an advertising concept from a dream he had some time before the commercial first aired. “They sucked it from my skull.” he had said from atop the monkey bars. There was never a boring moment with him, from then on. So when the phone rang I sat back down. DoCo told me dead babies jokes for three hours, right through the show. I thought I’d at least get to the Roseland around the last half of the Shins set, but by the time I was discovering what the dead baby whispered to the cosmonaut, it was long past stage time. I hate the Shins anyway. Bro’s before shows. [via them]
