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![Here’s what you should be teaching your children:
The best way to prevent herpes is to avoid dawdling about on Sandy Boulevard. Its topography is accented with used syringes, swinging genitalia, and most other things that drip death.
No way was I going to risk my sexual health on a show for bands I’ve never even heard of. I bought three Snickers bars from the corner store and finished two and a half before my teeth began to wiggle. Spent the rest of the night reading poorly-translated manga. Kids, wrap your meat. [via him]](http://28.media.tumblr.com/azxD5kcjlcxi96yw8bWMw5Ve_400.jpg)
Here’s what you should be teaching your children:
The best way to prevent herpes is to avoid dawdling about on Sandy Boulevard. Its topography is accented with used syringes, swinging genitalia, and most other things that drip death.
No way was I going to risk my sexual health on a show for bands I’ve never even heard of. I bought three Snickers bars from the corner store and finished two and a half before my teeth began to wiggle. Spent the rest of the night reading poorly-translated manga. Kids, wrap your meat. [via him]
