![It doesn’t take a Mensa inductee to figure out that this show had some of the best-named acts in entertainment’s long legacy. “Ghost: Bitch” seems like some sort of classification in the Library of Sexual Congress. “Some Young Pedro” assumes many of us know multiple guys named Pedro, and this just happens to be another one with that name, and he’s young. Most notably, there’s “ACRNYM.” This might seem like an arbitrary emcee moniker to you, but when I look at that name, the first thing between my ears is, “Where did the ‘O’ go?” Then I realized: It’s around his dick. Oh.
See the cover price? Yeah, that’s not American cash. No matter how perfectly titled the lineup, I can’t shell out seven hundred dollars to Jet Blue my way across the globe. That’s cake and steak money. Rent, honey.
I wrote a letter to an old friend in a coffee shop and lost it before I made it home. Saddened, I watched YouTube videos of dudes revving mopeds until I fell asleep with my clothes still on.
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It doesn’t take a Mensa inductee to figure out that this show had some of the best-named acts in entertainment’s long legacy. “Ghost: Bitch” seems like some sort of classification in the Library of Sexual Congress. “Some Young Pedro” assumes many of us know multiple guys named Pedro, and this just happens to be another one with that name, and he’s young. Most notably, there’s “ACRNYM.” This might seem like an arbitrary emcee moniker to you, but when I look at that name, the first thing between my ears is, “Where did the ‘O’ go?” Then I realized: It’s around his dick. Oh.
See the cover price? Yeah, that’s not American cash. No matter how perfectly titled the lineup, I can’t shell out seven hundred dollars to Jet Blue my way across the globe. That’s cake and steak money. Rent, honey.
I wrote a letter to an old friend in a coffee shop and lost it before I made it home. Saddened, I watched YouTube videos of dudes revving mopeds until I fell asleep with my clothes still on.
[via here]
