Fri 27 Feb
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![Why would I go to a show in Australia? Isn’t that whole continent in flames right now? Not a surprise. They’re all convicts, and it’s a good bet that a high percentage of them are arsonists.
Couldn’t have gone anyway. I was occupied with the Promethean task of re-igniting our furnace’s pilot light, which goes out more often than Paris Hilton.
[via fucking MySpace]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/azxD5kcjlkgqp9j5xcl902AUo1_400.jpg)
Why would I go to a show in Australia? Isn’t that whole continent in flames right now? Not a surprise. They’re all convicts, and it’s a good bet that a high percentage of them are arsonists.
Couldn’t have gone anyway. I was occupied with the Promethean task of re-igniting our furnace’s pilot light, which goes out more often than Paris Hilton.
[via fucking MySpace]
